What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 01:48
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
Yes sir it is.
What's the gayest thing you have experienced on an only boys sleepover?
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
After a few moments he returns.
How do you view men and women who cheat?
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
Why do men think I’m easy just by looking at me?
HELLO
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
Why do I want to give up on men?
Sure no problem officer.
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
{RING} {RING}
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.